Man who got his penis attached to his forearm offered Kate Beckinsale his sausage after she bigged him up online - The Independent

The mechanic had to live with the fake willy attached to his forearm for six years after his real one fell off in the toilet.

A father, 47, recounts how he lived with his new genitals attached to his forearm for six years after his real one fell off in a toilet due to a blood infection. He claims he burned the attachment wh… [+1799 chars]

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