I will always talk about my poo - and I ask my friends to tell me about theirs - Metro.co.uk

I have no qualms talking about poo, stomach aches or farts – these are regular bodily functions.

When I stepped off the train that day, I already knew I wasnt going to make it. As I ran to the nearest toilet and frantically tugged at the handle, a station guard approached me.  This toilet is f… [+6952 chars]

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